This is a Black Friday Sale not to be missed! -- ad on Twitter
Yes, pilgrims, it's time to line up outside your favorite Big Box store while still burping your Thanksgiving turkey.
When the doors open, stampede over your co-religionists. If a few of thy neighbors get crushed to death so what?
No one gets in your way as you madly rush into your own Happy Holidays.
The important thing is to get a sale price for that special person in your life, so they can play a video game featuring mass murder as they celebrate the birth of The Prince of Peace.
- ▼ November (6)